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Yoyalodije

Strengths and weakneses

Iniesta

Strengths
– Reflectant in the dark
– High discussion rate in the Yoya
– Consolation pics for cartonian men

Weaknesses
– He only scores for Spain National Team
– Defending skills: like a sweet puppy

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Xavi

Strengths
– Tactical speech
– Plays well against almería & rayo
– Flawless hairstyle

Weaknesses
– Stamina like a yoyero in the bed, plays well 10 minutes, then please let me rest
– If he performs badly, Moskeeto will bite.

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Rakitic

Strengths
– His girlfriend
– Amazing croatian-andaluz accent
– Mind-blowing hairstyle mixing forest and clearing

Weaknesses
– Cartonian hazard spotted. Status: final countdown
– He wears earrings